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Sex Mission Wordle
Posted by: brilokuloj - 11-12-2025, 03:22 PM - Forum: Clyde's Classics - Replies (2)

Wordle thread.

You can play Wordle on the New York Times website, on Discord, or maybe one day on our Matrix instance. Idk.

Do we want this to be a general -dle thread or would you want to make separate threads for those?

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  The Eggware Social Club
Posted by: brilokuloj - 10-25-2025, 02:38 PM - Forum: Blog - No Replies

The Eggware Social Club

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Explosion Space Station 13 / 14
Posted by: huckleton - 10-04-2025, 06:15 PM - Forum: Clyde's Classics - Replies (8)

Hi I don't play SS13 much these days but the thread remains open for it in case any other users play it and want to talk about it. I primarily play SS14!


Me personally, I started playing Space Station 13 all the way back in 2016, and started playing SS14 mid-last year. I can well and truly describe it as a Major Special Interest of mine. I nolife the shit out of SS14 here check this out.

I have 1465 hours in Space Station 14 

Seriously, I recommend it!! It can sound daunting for people because it's very much a Social Multiplayer game, and it's got a lot of mechanics to it, but a vast majority of the people I've met on these games are happy to teach new players. They're all very much aware that their favorite game is crazy complicated, and the fact most servers are updating nearly daily means they're also in a continuous process of learning more about the game.

Space Station 13's servers are a real mixed bag, but Goonstation was the one I started with and from what it sounds like, they're just as light-hearted, newbie-friendly, and not-bigoted as ever. I used to be an active regular there.

On Space Station 14, most people start with the Wizard's Den servers, the officially-hosted SS14 servers. They very much expect a lot of newbie players coming into the game through them, so they're happy to teach. If you can't get in, or you want something a little more RP-ish / less gameplay-ish, I would recommend the Delta-V servers, which have some fun mechanics like psionics and more species. I've also heard people recommend Funky Station or Goobstation.

I will use this thread to discuss the game and post stories of funny round happenings

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  Long Egg Plays
Posted by: brilokuloj - 10-02-2025, 01:56 PM - Forum: Works - No Replies

Long Egg is my channel where I do caption-commentated longplays.

I've been lagging behind in everything because of life circumstances but I just queued up the rest of Piglet's Big Game (finally moving that over from my main channel) and I thought I might make a thread for posting about it as I go.

Playthroughs I have to edit right now:

  • Corn Kidz 64

  • Look Outside
  • Cattails 1

Reposts in the queue:

  • Piglet's Big Game

  • The dinosaur games I played during the Summer of Dinosaurs
  • Some Sonic Adventure videos

I was hoping to have a bit more ready for October/spookyseason but that ship might be sailed unless I take a hard pivot now. Idk. At least Look Outside counts.

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Chicken Sandwich Tell a Story...
Posted by: finsterhund - 09-15-2025, 01:28 AM - Forum: Roleplay - Replies (3)

I wanted to revive this monstrosity in some capacity...

Just post two or three lines pushing along the action. Emphasis on making it funny and bizarre. You do not have to keep it FreeSpace related. I just wanted it to start like the classic. [Image: smile.gif]

One day Admiral Bosch woke up on the NTF Iceni to the sight of King St Bee!  King St. Bee Who suddenly began to...

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Funny The Neopian Jester
Posted by: brilokuloj - 08-24-2025, 03:52 PM - Forum: Clyde's Classics - Replies (6)

This is my thread compiling my ongoing efforts to amuse King Skarl and King Hagan.

[Image: grey_skarl.png]

King Skarl when he sees me walking into the room

Jokes


Q: "What do you get a loyal Selket unlike paying a visit with The Esophagor?"
A: "A wand of striped Krawkadon scarab diaries!"
923/1000 and a Bowl of Yuck

Q: " will you call Dr Sloth?"
A: "You shouldn't !"
154/1000

Q: "How can you stop ?"
A: "You can't a !"
612/1000

Q: "How do you call upon Cheat!?"
A: "By offering him a pile of green green burger s!"
696/1000 and a Chicken Leg Surprise

Q: "When shouldn't you trust a blueberry ?"
A: "When it's a bag of blueberry Cherryberry berry berries!"
408/1000

Q: "What should you call an Aisha that has eaten too much streaky bacon?"
A: "A streaky meatball !"
I forgot to save the score but I did not get a laugh.

Q: "What is another name for a friendly ?"
A: "A happiness sweetie !"
261/1000

Q: "What are you do if you're a Poogle in the Poogle Races?"
A: " a furry car !"
390/1000

Q: "What would you get a a bad case of Floppy Tongue?"
A: " the ultimate lollypop !"
213/1000

Q: "What does the Kiko say to Cheat!?"
A: "You a green ball !"
571/1000

Wisdom


"You can do a lot worse than an avocado"
931/1000 and a Mote Encyclopedia

"A wise friend once told me that a friend is like a friendly"
852/1000

"It's a sad day when you can no longer trust the Rock"
161/1000

"I've always said that a friend is like a green Abominable Snowball"
358/1000

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  Spooky Games 2025
Posted by: brilokuloj - 08-20-2025, 06:00 PM - Forum: Clyde's Classics - No Replies

The time is upon us that I must play the spooky scary video games. Leave me suggestions and you may see them eventually.

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Sex Mission ideas
Posted by: huckleton - 07-30-2025, 08:59 PM - Forum: General Discussion - Replies (10)

post ideas

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Pikmin - Oatchi dream journal thread
Posted by: huckleton - 07-25-2025, 01:00 PM - Forum: General Discussion - Replies (10)

post your dreams here

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Plok! Puzzmo!
Posted by: brilokuloj - 05-23-2025, 10:37 PM - Forum: Clyde's Classics - No Replies

I've been doing the Vox crossword for a good few years but as soon as I heard of Puzzmo I hopped on. It's been my daily driver ever since.

Puzzmo has crossword, chess, two sudoku variants, and a lot of games I'd be doing a disservice to describe. If you like word-focused games, it's good. And it's not bullshit like the NYT.

Here's my profile:
https://www.puzzmo.com/user/nx/brilokuloj

I also have the Lisa Hanawalt card deck. It's gorgeous.

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