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Chicken Sandwich Raw milk E coli outbreak
Posted by: brilokuloj - 03-17-2026, 02:30 PM - Forum: Eggy News - Replies (1)

I can't imagine there's much of an overlap between Eggware readers and people who bought in to raw milk, but just in case there is...?

Outbreak Investigation of E. coli O157:H7: Raw Cheddar Cheese (March 2026) | FDA

Quote:Some sick people reported eating RAW FARM-brand block and shredded cheddar cheeses.
Quote:FDA has recommended that RAW FARM, LLC voluntarily remove their raw cheese products from the market, and the firm has declined.

Lol

In seriousness this is horrible and I do worry for the people caught in it. Make America poisoned again

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  [Liminal Industries] Backroom Transmissions
Posted by: brilokuloj - 03-11-2026, 08:11 PM - Forum: Let's Play - Replies (9)

Iemmo?

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Cao!aoyooe!seae!uiis?

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Gawk funny and/or fucked up tea pets
Posted by: feely - 03-07-2026, 05:21 AM - Forum: General Discussion - Replies (1)

i thought its be fun to make a thread where anyone can post any funny and/or fucked up tea pets they find
I will start off with the infamous peepee boy
[img][url=https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pee-pee_boy_under_hot_water_-_srep28609-f1b.jpg][Image: Pee-pee_boy_under_hot_water_-_srep28609-...0217222636]

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Spyro Boner Bears
Posted by: brilokuloj - 03-04-2026, 05:15 PM - Forum: Eggy News - Replies (4)

Chocolate syrup 'Boner Bears' recalled nationwide: Here's why

Quote:A chocolate syrup called “Boner Bears” is being recalled nationwide because it contains a male sexual enhancement drug not listed on the product label.

Lockout Supplements of Texas issued a voluntary recall on Wednesday because the product contains [Viagra], according to an FDA announcement.

Uhm.

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Sex Mission The Amazing Digital Cafe
Posted by: brilokuloj - 02-26-2026, 10:07 PM - Forum: Eggy News - Replies (1)

Yes, I enjoy The Amazing Digital Circus quite a lot. No, you don't get to judge me if you haven't watched past the second episode. I would say episode 4, minimum, and then you get to judge me.

I've been watching clip compilations lately and I've been laughing at how scuffed the first two episodes are. I still like them but I don't know that I would have kept watching if I started with just the pilot.

Anyways, we're here to talk about something very important. As of recently I've had a hard time conveying the message of Eggware to people - it seems self-evident to me, and some people like our lovely forums-posters seem to pick it up and "get it" immediately, but the influx of Matrix users has left me at a loss to explain what exactly it is that we are doing here.

It is with considerable joy that I bring you the most Eggware Social topic that has ever Eggwared:

The Amazing Digital Circus Cafe | Glitch Productions Wiki | Fandom

It checks all the boxes. It's a fast food location. It's a pop-up that only lasted for a month, so it's ephemera. It's about licensed merchandise for a divisive cartoon. And the top result for it on Google is an article from Fandom Wiki that's formatted like shit!!!

There's a lot to take in, so I'll give you a quick tour of the themed menu:

  • Pomni gets a burger with her face branded on it (WHAT), along with a strawberry milk drink
  • Ragatha gets an omurice and blue lemonade
  • Caine gets a cupcake, and also shares a cranberry juice with Bubble (it's not carbonated? really?)
  • Zooble gets a parfait with their decapitated head in it
  • Jax gets a pancake, similarly decapitated, along with a blueberry yogurt
  • Gangle gets a berry tea
  • Kinger only gets a strawberry milk, which he has to share with Pomni.

There's merchandise! It's not so bad! Just kidding, Pomni and Jax and Gangle get TWO standees each while Ragatha and Zooble only get one, and Kinger gets nothing. Then their standee art is used on buttons. Then that art is reused again on a mug. That's right, Kinger doesn't even get to be on the mug! Not even the plastic folder!

They sold some other merch and some of it has Kinger but none of those are cafe-themed. I WILL CONCEDE: he was literally not in the episode that this cafe is themed around. I just think it's really funny to get play-mad about it. Especially because my wife told me recently that people are getting mad to learn that TADC actually has main characters and isn't just a rotating cast show like MLP. If TADC doesn't have main characters then how come Kinger doesn't get to be in the cafe merch? Huh? Huh?

It's a little like when your friends all go out and you stay home sick and that just happens to be the one day they get up to a bunch of crazy shit and make a new injoke. Not that I would know anything about that.

This was a collab held in Tower Records Cafe, a cafe that seems to exist partially just to support merch promos like this. Apparently we had another TADC Cafe Experience in America just a few months ago in "Requiem Cafe", which I would have loved to go to, but it was in California. Once again I am denied the privilege to eat an overpriced burger next to some cartoon characters.

I can't stop thinking about this fucking thing. I can't promise I won't spin this into a blog post.

Really really mad I didn't get to try the Pomni's Hamburger

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Funny Willy's Chocolate Experience: 2 Years Later
Posted by: brilokuloj - 02-25-2026, 05:27 PM - Forum: Eggy News - No Replies

Apparently yesterday was the 2 year anniversary of Willy's Chocolate Experience. I wish I had thought to mark that on my calendar because that would have been a fabulous article but it'd take me a month to do and I'm already writing about some other crazy scam incident. Well, maybe I can spin it in time for Easter.

Anyway, check this out:

My daughter still has nightmares from Glasgow's Willy Wonka experience | News UK | Metro News

Quote:Maryanne McCormack took her daughter Perri, then aged 11, not knowing it would go down in folklore. One character in particular sticks in Perri’s mind and haunts her dreams. The Unknown.

‘She remembers that mask,’ Maryanne said. ‘She was very scared for quite a while going to bed. The character they created was terrifying for a kid and she often was scared at night seeing the mask.’

What a world.

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  Needleminder 2
Posted by: brilokuloj - 02-24-2026, 11:38 PM - Forum: Works - Replies (10)

I am working on Needleminder 2

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Bliss Inflatable Sloth Detective Agency
Posted by: brilokuloj - 02-24-2026, 02:09 PM - Forum: General Discussion - Replies (10)


I like looking shit up online so I've been wanting to make a thread for sharing things you kinda half-remember like toys or whatever. Watch the above video for an idea of what is going on here.

I'll start this off with I had a rubber squeeze toy of a glass frog but it had semi realistic internal organs. Google is giving me ones that are just full of colorful balls and that is not what it was

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  Matrix Server Status
Posted by: brilokuloj - 02-18-2026, 03:12 AM - Forum: Works - Replies (12)

Making a thread for it since I guess I'm committing to this now.

This thread is not for general Matrix tech support.

I've been having some image loading issues today. No clue what's up, hoping it will be a simple fix. Refreshing it resolves it for me. I don't think it's happening just because of the new traffic but we do have nearly 20 users now and things were working OK up until they weren't. I'm going to have to figure out how to monitor traffic.

I do need to figure out a backup system as well.

Sorry about the issues. It's not my intent to trap a bunch of people on my crappy hobby server forever. In time I'm sure people will spread out once there's more options. I don't mind having people on here, I am ecstatic in some ways and nervous in others, but I am just going to need everyone to be very patient with me.

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Bliss How to use Matrix
Posted by: brilokuloj - 02-06-2026, 05:42 PM - Forum: General Discussion - Replies (2)

This is written assuming you are moving from Discord to Matrix. If you've never used Discord in your life, I envy you.

IN SHORT: Matrix is cool and you can have free stickers and emojis. Sign up for an account on Cinny. For homeserver, you can stick with matrix.org. If you're an Eggware Social subscriber you can use chat.eggware.social but you'll have to contact me for the special registration code.

What?


At its simplest, Matrix is a free and open source alternative to Discord.

It's decentralized and federated, which means you're not relying on a single company.

The idea of "using Matrix" is made up of three components: the protocol, the server, and the client. The most appropriate comparison I can make is to IRC, but here's one you probably use every day: e-mail is a protocol, @gmail.com is a server, and mail.google.com is a client.

Matrix is the protocol. There are a few different choices for server software, but you don't have to worry about that if you're not self-hosting. There are a fair amount of clients, and they all have their own special problems.

Spaces and rooms


Matrix has spaces and rooms. This is roughly analogous to Discord's servers and channels, but there are some differences.

First off, every "channel" in Matrix is a room. Direct messages are 2-person rooms. Spaces are rooms... that contain other rooms.

Two spaces can contain the same room. There's a good explanation for that here. If you had a space for Garfield and a space for food, they could both share the Garfield Food room, and then you'd get some crossover from people who might otherwise not talk. This also cuts down on the need for sending people temporary invites to your friends-only server.

Joining a space doesn't automatically join all the rooms within it. This seems annoying, but I think it's a great idea. My most consistent problem with moderating Discord servers was that there wasn't an easy way to keep people out of channels that they weren't interested in.

Why?


Oh boy! This is the part where I get to sound like a walking advertisement!

Matrix offers end-to-end encryption. That means your data can stay private.

It's not proprietary, and development isn't driven by money. That means the community is generally the ones deciding what features get in.

Since Matrix officially supports community clients, you can install whatever accessibility features you need. Using third-party Discord clients is technically against the TOS even if you're just trying to make the service less hostile towards you.

The protocol doesn't require government-issued IDs for age verification. That means you can join channels with sensitive topics and you don't have to worry about your ID getting leaked in a data breach.

You can have all of the custom emojis that you want, and you can use them across servers for free. You can also use these emojis at sticker size!

How?


You will first need to choose a server and a client. I'll detail those soon.

The registration page on your client of choice will ask for a homeserver, a username, and a password. Depending on your server of choice, it might also ask for a registration token, essentially a secret key; hopefully your admin will have already provided you this.

Once you're signed in, you're free to explore the app a bit. You could make a new Room and try out emojis. Or you could join an existing room and embarrass yourself. Maybe you'd like to join the Eggware Social space!

Servers


If you're just looking to try things out, the official matrix.org homeserver is a decent enough starting point. I used it while I was starting out, and it worked fine. It has file transfer limitations you might want to know about, which is to be expected from the largest and official-est server.

If you're already an Eggware Social subscriber, you can contact me and I can set you up with instructions to get an account on our server.

You do NOT need to be a part of the Eggware Social server in order to join the Eggware Social space or its rooms.

Technical alert! On registration (detailed below), be sure to put the homeserver's full name in. The homeserver's name and its display name are not necessarily always the same. Generally, this is just dropping a subdomain for brevity's sake. For example, Eggware's homeserver is chat.eggware.social, but in your username it will display as "@username:eggware.social".

Clients


There are many clients and all of them have unique problems. I recommend Cinny, which is mostly feature-complete. For mobile, Fluffychat is alright, though it struggles with threads; Cinny also works just fine through mobile browser.

I don't recommend Element; you can't upload custom emoji and I also just don't like it very much. But if you really don't like Cinny and you have free time to waste, you can try out other clients. It might be a good idea to have a feature-complete test room where you can view how it handles threads, custom emojis, etc. You're probably going to find a client that works great except for one feature that you need. Get used to that.

Encryption


If you're just getting started and you're not really tech-y, I really don't think you need to worry about this too much. If you want to read encrypted rooms, make sure not to lose your recovery key, or you'll lose all of the encrypted messages you had access to before.

Why not just use Signal?


I'm adding this now because I've seen this being pitched a lot.

Signal is good for encrypted private conversations. If you want to use it, go for it! Really!

Signal is primarily a messenger. It's just not really a good "chat room" software and I wouldn't be recommending it to people looking to get off of Discord. Accounts need a phone number, which is a significant hurdle. Signal is open-source, but it's extremely centralized, so you don't get client options. It is also all hosted on a main server, so if Signal pulls the rug at any point, you're fucked.

I host Matrix because it has room for fun features, like bots that I can run without needing throwaway phone numbers. I also believe in its commitment to freedom of self-expression, something that other chat software seems to lack. If you're primarily concerned about mass-distributing warez, you... should have been on Signal in the first place.

Signal also has a reputation, which lead to it getting banned in Turkey, and it likely will be targeted in other countries if a mass exodus happens onto it. I just think that's worth keeping in mind and I rarely see it brought up.


One last thing: I know this software can be difficult. If you need my help with something, please don't take your anger out on me. I am not here making these choices to torture you!! I want it to be usable just as much as you do!!

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