The National Dog Show 2023

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WELCOME TO THE DOG SHOW.

DOG SHOW SUMMARY STARTS HERE

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THE FUCKING NASTY ASS GSHEP WON HERDING

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They are doing some insane skits this year wow

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WINSTOOOONNNNNN is not competing again this year

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Dalmatian won non sporting. It was NEARLY ANOTHER FUCKING BULLDOG!!!! sorry caps

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Shih tzu is #1 in My Touys!

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Chepaseake Bay Retriever first in sporting! Our chat really wanted the goldie to win

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Azawakh won Hounds! Paula is doomed

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Sealyham Terrier won Terriers! Everyone really liked Stache. Billy is counting his days.

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Great Dane won Working Group! It was a MASSIVE fucking great dane. Almost time for the grand winner

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SEALYHAM WON!!!!!!!

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As promised, I will be taking you all through a grand screenshot tour of this year's THE NATIONAL DOG SHOW

INTRO

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Herding Group

I did not take many pictures here because I was too busy trying to fight God itself to get this stream to fucking work. That fucking G-Shep won.

Guest appearance: Winston!

Winston!! Our friend Winston!! (Winston was last year's winner.)

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Non-Sporting Group

Both me and Collie guessed that the Dalmatian would win Best In Show. Swing and a miss!

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Toy Group

The Shih Tzu won this one. Someone in the show pronounced it "sheet zoo" at one point and it's stuck in my brain permanently.

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Sporting Group

We were all very surprised that the Golden Retriever did not win.

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Hound Group

I screencapped this stupid dog because its name was La La.

Yaro really was a lovely dog, even though I think it could trivially walk between the gap in a closed door

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Terrier Group

I got very excited at this point I'm sure you can tell. Terriers just fry my brain. Stache is SO CUTE I love that dopey little smile.

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Working Group

Someone was surprised to learn how big an Alaskan Malamute actually is. We were all in awe of that Great Dane. Big dogs!

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Finale

Congratulations to STACHE!! What a fucking dog.

But I still have one more post...

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This guy

What was this guy's deal?

Commercials

To recap...

Herding: Heathcliff the German Shepherd
Non-Sporting: Pumpkin the Dalmatian
Toy: Comet the Shih Tzu
Sporting: M the Chesapeake Bay Retriever
Hound: Yaro the Azawakh
Terrier: Stache the Sealyham Terrier
Working: Carson the Great Dane
Best in Show: Stache the Sealyham Terrier

Worst Commercial: The Google Pixel one with the Best Take where they start looking at you
Most Memorable Line: This could be a big Thanksgiving for Pumpkin.

THANKS EVERYONE!!

[starsystemerror]

Really good thread. This was a Dog Show to remember.

And now we all have to be Sealyham Terriers in 2024.

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amazing event, amazing thread, amazing sleep aid for me dozing off around the 1/4 point and waking up at the 3/4 point

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back home i can now respond to these fucked up dogs for real this time