WELCOME TO THE DOG SHOW.

DOG SHOW SUMMARY STARTS HERE

THE FUCKING NASTY ASS GSHEP WON HERDING

They are doing some insane skits this year wow

WINSTOOOONNNNNN is not competing again this year

Dalmatian won non sporting. It was NEARLY ANOTHER FUCKING BULLDOG!!!! sorry caps

Shih tzu is #1 in My Touys!

Chepaseake Bay Retriever first in sporting! Our chat really wanted the goldie to win

Azawakh won Hounds! Paula is doomed

Sealyham Terrier won Terriers! Everyone really liked Stache. Billy is counting his days.

Great Dane won Working Group! It was a MASSIVE fucking great dane. Almost time for the grand winner

SEALYHAM WON!!!!!!!

As promised, I will be taking you all through a grand screenshot tour of this year's THE NATIONAL DOG SHOW

INTRO

Herding Group

I did not take many pictures here because I was too busy trying to fight God itself to get this stream to fucking work. That fucking G-Shep won.

Guest appearance: Winston!

Winston!! Our friend Winston!! (Winston was last year's winner.)

Non-Sporting Group

Both me and Collie guessed that the Dalmatian would win Best In Show. Swing and a miss!

Toy Group

The Shih Tzu won this one. Someone in the show pronounced it "sheet zoo" at one point and it's stuck in my brain permanently.

Sporting Group

We were all very surprised that the Golden Retriever did not win.

Hound Group

I screencapped this stupid dog because its name was La La.

Yaro really was a lovely dog, even though I think it could trivially walk between the gap in a closed door

Terrier Group

I got very excited at this point I'm sure you can tell. Terriers just fry my brain. Stache is SO CUTE I love that dopey little smile.

Working Group

Someone was surprised to learn how big an Alaskan Malamute actually is. We were all in awe of that Great Dane. Big dogs!

Finale

Congratulations to STACHE!! What a fucking dog.

But I still have one more post...

This guy

What was this guy's deal?

Commercials

To recap...

Herding: Heathcliff the German Shepherd
Non-Sporting: Pumpkin the Dalmatian
Toy: Comet the Shih Tzu
Sporting: M the Chesapeake Bay Retriever
Hound: Yaro the Azawakh
Terrier: Stache the Sealyham Terrier
Working: Carson the Great Dane
Best in Show: Stache the Sealyham Terrier

Worst Commercial: The Google Pixel one with the Best Take where they start looking at you
Most Memorable Line: This could be a big Thanksgiving for Pumpkin.

THANKS EVERYONE!!

Really good thread. This was a Dog Show to remember.

And now we all have to be Sealyham Terriers in 2024.

amazing event, amazing thread, amazing sleep aid for me dozing off around the 1/4 point and waking up at the 3/4 point

back home i can now respond to these fucked up dogs for real this time