08-01-2026, 03:01 PM
Here comes Crunchmaster!
Crunchmaster, if you really are new here, is a Windows 98 computer that gained sentience in the form of an anthropomorphic macaw and became preoccupied with creating a Margaritaville of the mind. He is a recovering alcoholic with push-and-pull attachment issues and would probably live on a cruise ship if he wasn't stuck playing JumpStart games.
This is what he looked like when he was the unholy flesh parrot. I guess he's gotten a little more sociable since getting that mushroom out of his skull!
Anyway, you won't believe where the game put him.
babu baba baby