It's a work of art by me, so I guess it goes here, right?

Synopsis
Weird dude is stuck inside his own head, forever.

Content warnings here.

So I'm hopefully publishing an update... tomorrow? Ish? Time has been really weird for me right now. I think this one is going to be a Silly page because writing for Alice has been making me feel vaguely nauseous and I miss Alex my beautiful afraid of hot dogs guy

oh i just realized all of the images have title text. seems like a good opportunity as any to reread the whole thing from the beginning again

Most of them! At one point in floor 7 I just forgot for a pretty big stretch because I was exhausted, but I played it off. It will probably happen again.

I love chances to share Fun Facts like this: the image title-text is comments from Xander, and the individual page titles (currently only viewable through Archive; sometimes they note updates, sometimes they just note pages I found interesting) are from Josie 2. A lot of the site is commented by Josie 2 actually, the YELLING.

finished reread in an hour and a half. very glad the images have alt text too bc my internet connection sucks

Oh, I'm glad to hear it! I've been trying to make the alt text a feasible substitute that matches the tone of the narration, not just a raw image description. A lot of the time with stuff like this I try to think, if someone's "missing out", how can I give them their own experience...

I have some stuff I've saved because they made me think of the characters, so I went through to share some here, but I didn't save this one off-site, and uh

1. I don't remember what this post originally had in it
2. this might be way better than whatever it was?

Needleminder update: PASTA RONI (silly page)

I never imagined I would cross over my YTP worldbuilding into a serious project but here we fucking are

I had a dream that there was a meme video of a raptor saying "I'm dead" in a creepy whispering voice and people were sending it to me saying that it reminded them of Needleminder <3

NEEDLEMINDER UPDATE

Sorry this one's so short! I'm moving out in less than a week and I've been doing a whole lot of other not-Needleminder stuff the past few days. But I figured a small dumb update is better than no update.

Sorry for the hiatus! I'm all moved in and I have been doing a lot of prep work in Obsidian (the writing/concepting suite I've switched to, would recommend) at least. Desperately needed it since I have a lot of the big scenes but none of the in-betweens. Things are getting a little easier.

Work has been picking up again. I have a cool scene planned, probably not for the next update, but the one after that or so. I also, of course, have a dizzying amount of character notes now.

Since you are a lovely reader of the forums reading this stupid thread you get to know something very special that happened today.

https://needleminder.xyz/

It's one year old so it gets to live in its own special domain!

There are no other changes. I'm working on something but I'm not gonna rush it out the door just for a date.

Happy birthday Needleminder! gives Alex a Hostess Cupcake with a single unlit birthday candle sticking out of it, like was given to me by my orthodontist as a kid after I went through a painful dental procedure on my birthday

I actually just realized that the dream I had today was extremely significant:

Quote:was dreaming that i had found a dvd copy of shrek in my house. sat down to watch it. bc its fucking shrek it owns

anyway i havent actually watched shrek in a while so in this dream i had forgotten that most of the music was not sung by the characters, had reconceived it more as a dreamworks trolls-style jukebox musical

and anyway, any single time there was a song, the audio track switched to french and could not be switched back until the song was over
in the dream i was having a fucking laughing fit

oh my god i got another fucking spam call and it reminded me that in my dream i was getting a spam call and i answered it while standing RIGHT next to the tv as it was playing shrek and just stood there expressionless emotionless as the spam caller received a crispy shrek audio experience.

Happy birthday Alex. You get a Hostess Cupcake and French Shrek

A new Needleminder testimonial, ahead of the update:

Quote:the thing with needleminder is that it's like a tall glass and a short glass that hold the same amount

NEEDLEMINDER UPDATE

Did you even remember that Needleminder could have updates?

I don't want to talk about what a technical nightmare this update was for me compared to how little you are getting here. Please just enjoy it

I think this is about as Needleminder as it gets: I've been working on the next update but today I gave myself a carpal tunnel flareup so I am not doing that any more

Needleminder Update

I made this update and then had to lay down on the couch for half an hour so that's where I'm at right now.

i think somewhere in needleminder alex should be shown a "Needleminder Body Count" (he becomes briefly aware of the story he's in) but instead of being related to the story itself, it's a number of how many people in the world died of aging-related health conditions over the course of the main cast attempting to leave. I want to give him anxiety

I think a "Needleminder Body Count" should be on the screen at all times for him but it's a completely random number that means nothing

(03-16-2024, 03:55 AM)huckleton Wrote: i think somewhere in needleminder alex should be shown a "Needleminder Body Count" (he becomes briefly aware of the story he's in) but instead of being related to the story itself, it's a number of how many people died of aging-related health conditions over the course of the main cast attempting to leave. I want to give him anxiety

dont worry i know he has anxiety. just want him to think he's personally responsible for entropy

I didn't have it in me for a real update today for reasons you will see when you click the link, but I wanted to get in a funny page to celebrate the holiday

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