The 5 Legendary Snapples

I really wanted to get this article out by today and I was rapidly starting to fall into some sort of black hole so I cut it short for now. This is going somewhere though. This is merely a prequel to Snapple Madness.

I haven't even gotten into it. There is so much lore. There is too much lore.

The Periodic Table of Snapple Elements

I've finally finished it... my magnum opus for the month. This article has driven me to a new flavor of madness.

This article was so fucking good. I made a playlist of all the songs for you, because I feel like it really enhances the reading experience. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1edEbKmZLIRIurihzyS07H?si=30d5fd1de73f4b74